MPD The god

1. If something is worth doing, do it worthfully.

2. You can not design what u can not analyze

3. In design focus on flexibility rather than constraints.

4. Grade is not important, if u go out with the wrong fundas ....tats dangerous.

5. You dont stop working when you are hit with a problem........you START working then.

6. You have to be extra paranoid about verification.

7. never say never.

8. Contribution is measured by the correctness of the final result.

9. If you know where the mines are, minefield is not dangerous.

10. Life is a marathan race, initial lagging does not mean losing.

In support of RAJ THAKRE (

I was fully against Raj Thakre, not because of violence. I am never against हीनसा if it is justified.
I always supported Bhagat sing over Gandhi ji. But i was opposing raj's vision.
After Pakistan and Bangladesh we want to divide our country in how many parts?
Khalistan @ Punjab, Telangana and so on. i know raj never demanded separate country but if Maharashtra is part of India we cant have control or visa system for people coming to Maharashtra.

But when i discussed with some of my well educated Maharashtrion friends surprisingly they are in support of Raj!!!! ( Note: no intention 2 offend ne1 they are still may good friend just difference of opinion).


We all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doing more...
1. We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don't study harder... Just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school .
2. Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi .
3. Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi .
4. No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay. Only Marathi.
5. At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff must be changed to local staff.
6. All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals in that country.
7. Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in Maharashtra as they belong to north (Himalayas).
8. Visits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from UP only.
9. Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre because that is the money collected as Tax from whole of India, so why should it be given to some one in Maharashtra?
10. Let's support Kashmiri Militants because they are right to killing and injuring innocent people for benefit of their state and community......
11. Let's throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra, why should they earn from us? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world.
12. Let's stop using cell phones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James Bond should speak Marathi ..........
13. We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher price but should not accept imports from other states.
14. We should not allow any industry to be set-up in Maharashtra because all machinery comes from outside.
15. We should STOP using local trains... Trains are not manufactured by Marathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari .
16. Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without ever stepping out of Maharashtra, then only they will become true Marathis.........

JAI MAHARASHTRA!

:D :D :D

There was a gentleman walking with two heavy suitcases in an airport terminal. Someone approached and asked him what time it was. The gentleman bends down to park the two heavy suitcases and stares at his watch. But this was no ordinary watch! He touches a tiny button and his administrative assistant's face appears.
He asks her, "Mary, what time is it?" Mary answers instantly and with a smile!
The questioner is thoroughly impressed!!!
He asks, "What kind of a watch is that?"
"It's like a TV with two-way real-time communication," the gentleman explains. He adds that the watch is the latest technology with Intel's brand new 128-bit chip with processor speed of 10 Gigahertz.
The onlooker is now quite impressed and wanted to know if he could buy this watch from the gentleman. They agree on a price and the cash was handed immediately. The gentleman takes his watch out and hands it over and then walks away.
The new owner stares at the two heavy suitcases and shouts, "Sir, you forgot your suitcases."

The gentleman stops, smiles, and replies, "No, they are yours now.
They are the modems you need for your new watch."

How Computer changed the meaning of words

15 years ago let us have a look at how the world was

A program was nothing but a televisoin show

An application was one which you put for vacancy

Windows were something you had to clean often and close when it is raining.

A keyboard was used mainly for harmonium and piano.

Memory was something that became crap as one grows old.

If you unzipped in public you went to jail or attracted people of the opposite sex.

Compress was something which you did to pack the luggages.

A hard drive was a trip,a long trip

Log was something related to wooden trunks.

copying was related to exams

cut was related to scissors.

paste was related to glue.

virus is an infection.

web is a spider's home.

chat was always related to tea time,classes.

mail was related to the postal department.

refresh was what one did with various energy drinks.

BUT TODAY ........

today is the yesterday u all dreamt about.remember yesterday is a history,tommorrow a mystery,today is a present-that is why it is called the present!

Some thing i learned during my engineering day's which is completely OUT OF SYLLABUS:

Managers, not engineers, rule the world.

• Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use.


• Always try to fix the hardware with software and the not vice versa.


• Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of your life.


• If you like junk food, caffeine and all-nighters, go into software INDUSTRY.


• every local author for a particular subject puts a xerox copy of the foreign author or standard author.


• PROGRESS during each semester?.. sorry I PROGRESS during SEMESTER HOLIDAYS ONLY.


• the webserver created for publishing results must always be designed to be very slow (sorry there is no word of greater magnitude to describe the website than slow)


• After studying Faraday's law of electromagnetic induction, Lenz law, Left hand rule, Coulomb's Law and the Electric Field; Gauss's Law for Electricity; Gauss's Law for Magnetism and number of other equations.. i came to know a synchronous motor always starts like this "Vrrrrrr0000000000mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm".
  


• one question will have misinterpreted data in the question paper always.

By me

Dont forget to post your out of syllabus learning in comment section :)

Calvin on Himself

All DESIRABLE things in life are either :
ILLEGAL :(
BANNED :(
FATTENING :(
EXPENSIVE :(
OR
MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE ;)
:from unknown

I recently started reading these comics and got fascinated let’s have some of selected Quotes by Calvin on himself

I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it’s great to be male!

I understand my tests are popular reading in the teachers’ lounge.

That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

In my opinion, we don’t devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don’t help.

What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ‘em?

Its no use! Everybody gets good enemies except me.

As a math atheist, I should be excused from this.

This one’s tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen …

I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life … Procrastinating and rationalizing.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.

Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.

Where do we keep all our chainsaws, Mom?

I’ve been visualizing the conceptualization process. That’s the hard part.

Are you crazy? This is a stupid, boring, time-wasting forced assignment! This isn’t fun!

Well, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test.

When you get something, it’s new and exciting. When you have something, you take it for granted and it’s boring.

I can’t help but wonder what kind of desperate straits would drive a man to invent this thing.

Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?”

I’m not sure that man needs the help.

Calvin: I’m a genius, but I’m a misunderstood genius.
Hobbes: What’s misunderstood about you?
Calvin: Nobody thinks I’m a genius

Calvin : You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes : What mood is that?
Calvin : Last-minute panic.

C:I’m a simple man, Hobbes.
H:You?? Yesterday you wanted a nuclear powered car that could turn into a jet with laser-guided heat-seeking missiles!
C:I’m a simple man with complex tastes.

Nobody asks me how things oughta be! I’ve got tons of ideas!

I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in and overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak.

I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.